I think Vodafone, as a company, desperately needs these astrology alerts more than you do. Here’s a possible list of astrology alerts Vodafone would receive:
- You will continue to irritate your customers if you run this advertisement again today. PS: Not that you care two hoots for that.
- You will lose a lot of customers in the real world tomorrow. PS: Not that you care two hoots for that.
- You will continue to burn cash if you run this advertisement again today. PS: It’s the shareholders’ money anyway.
- [Having burnt the cash,] You will complain about falling revenues in the next quarter. PS: Damn those market[ing] forces.
- You will beat that mutt in the elevator today. PS: That mutt wasn’t your idea anyway. And pink? WTF mate?
- You are using one useless service right now. PS: Amen!
Can you think of more?