Dangerous Financial Advice: What Happens When You Start Playing Diwali Inside Your Head?

by Vinaya HS on November 8, 2007

in Finance

You get a truckload of expert, but totally lame, advice. For example: This Diwali, invest in equity without risk (a must read).

To summarize: I start with INR 500,000. At the end of three years I still have … surprise … INR 500,000. In between, I speculated (actually, gambled) INR 88,000 by dumping it in a mutual fund, believing that the past is “the indicator” for the future. If the mutual fund turns out to be a genuine circus monkey, so what? Remember, I just made 0% on INR 500,000 in three complete years! Yay! Just look at my financial wisdom.

But here’s what I would do: If I had INR 500,000 today, I would straightaway put it in a five-year fixed deposit and earn 9.50% interest (as on today). At the end of five years, I’d approximately have INR 787,000.

It’s a classic case of “Yaardo Duddu Yellammana Jaatre.”

What do you think?

Further reading:

  1. How to Choose the Right Financial Investments to Reach Your Financial Goals — Part #1
  2. Lame Advice: What’s The Worst Equity Investing Advice You Have Heard?
  3. How to Choose the Right Financial Investments to Reach Your Financial Goals — Part #2, Short-term Goals
  4. Dangerous Quotes In A Bull Market #3
  5. Tip Tuesdays: The Company You Keep Affects Your Financial Situation and Thinking to a Great Extent

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Notary 11.13.07 at 2:02 pm

Well, All I can say is
ROTFL

2 Anoop 12.04.07 at 3:06 pm

I dont really understand, if im investing 4.12 lakh in FD & rest 88,000 in Mutual fund, & at end of 5 years im left with 5,00,000?. what exactly is the point of investing 88,000 in mutual fund? & what happened to FD interest for 4.12 lakhs..Im struggling to understand this..
Could you please advise?

3 Vinaya HS 12.05.07 at 12:48 am

Read that article I have linked to and you’ll know what’s happening.

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